nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

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1 week ago 259,808 notes

detective-sweetvanilla:

queenanne1532:

2-cat-comedy:

cloudbank-red:

jawnn-locked:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

flaming-tigers:

rulelikeaunicorn:

yunholic:

supercthulhu:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

Is no one going to explain this?

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2 weeks ago 483,594 notes

congalineofdurin:

everybody-calmdown:

congalineofdurin:

had to shut a bitch down today

And that’s how public shootings and school shootings and shit like that happen. I’m not saying that this dude is not creepy as fuck, but this is not the way to handle this! He didn’t say anything mean (on purpose), and when you shut him down like that how the fuck do you think he’s going to react? He must know he’s somewhat creepy, but when a complete stranger that he adores tells him so vividly how creepy he is, that must wreck his world. I’m just saying I wouldn’t be surprised if he bought a gun (legally, but that’s a different issue) and went in to the store he knows you fucking work at. Just be nice to people fuck.

Alright, you know what? I don’t want to reblog this post. I want this post to die. And I have never once reblogged to reply to someone else’s comment on this post. But this one? This one I’m fucking gonna, because how. dare. you.

Are you seriously one of those slimy, inhuman grease traps of a human being who blame VICTIMS OF SHOOTINGS FOR THE FUCKING SHOOTINGS

Don’t you EVER come at me and try to tell me that I need to be responsible, personally responsible, for the mental satisfaction of the kind of monsters who would do something like that. Don’t you ever tell me I have to let myself be uncomfortable around people who LITERALLY STALK ME and put on a big smile and let them down gently because in your twisted little brain it is MY JOB TO KEEP THEM FROM KILLING PEOPLE

H O W   F U C K I N G   D A R E   Y O U

YOU are the problem. YOU are the kind of person who justifies that kind of senseless violence by saying WELL IF SHE HAD JUST GIVEN HIM A CHANCE

IF SHE HAD JUST FUCKED HIM

IF HE HAD JUST ‘GOTTEN SOME’

HE WOULDN’T HAVE RAPED HER/SHOT THEM/DONE IT

Are you fucking proud of that? Are you proud that that’s the tiny drop you choose to drop into society’s bucket? 

I don’t care if it ‘wrecked his world’ when he was called out on his socially unacceptable, disgusting behavior. I don’t caaaaaaaare

His actions are HIS actions. His actions are HIS fault

the next time I see a tragedy like the elliot rodger shooting on the news, I’m gonna think of all the vile comments from people online that say it all could have been avoided if the people he threatened and menaced would just relinquish their bodies and their comfort and their personal space for him, and I’m gonna  s e e   y o u r   f a c e  and I hope you fucking know it.

Don’t you ever talk to me. I am sick to my stomach over your fucking bullshit.

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2 weeks ago 255,203 notes

greg-the-goldfish:

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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2 weeks ago 832,766 notes

kumatorass:

YOU CAN’T SAY EVERYONE’S GOT A WATER BUFFALO EVERYONE DOES NOT HAVE A WATER BUFFALO WE’RE GONNA GET NASTY LETTERS SAYING “WHERE’S MY WATER BUFFALO?” “WHY DON’T I HAVE A WATER BUFFALO?” AND ARE YOU PREPARED TO DEAL WITH THAT? I DON’T THINK SO! NOW STOP BEING SO SILLY!

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2 weeks ago 2,497 notes

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

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2 weeks ago 123,836 notes

coreyliftsworld:

Beautiful

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2 weeks ago 98,182 notes

xainagal:

the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

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2 weeks ago 201,289 notes

askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

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2 weeks ago 278,310 notes
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Reblog

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2 weeks ago 137,826 notes

the-nerdonator:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

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Number one rule of Tumblr.

Holy

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2 weeks ago 976,449 notes

meepodhui:

garrusdatingsimulator:

soullikediamonds:

mkeading:

constantfailtage:

giraffesrampages:

bjergerqueen:

baremidriffs7:

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

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What the fuck happens in League of Legends

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2 weeks ago 157,506 notes

delamind:

we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

Lmaoooo

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2 weeks ago 393,797 notes
it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao
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unwinona:

kateordie:

divinedorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

martininamerica:

manafromheaven:

cheetah-buttcup:

Rest in Peace, Robin Williams.

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ohmygod I just looked this up…..it’s real ohmygod I can’t believe it 

childhood hero to so many

rest in peace

the laughter you gave us will live on forever

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2 weeks ago 112,217 notes